Santarchy

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Every year we come from the North Pole and get our Santa on!

Come on out for the best pre-xmas pub crawl that you may not remember.

Bring:
– Your Santa suit (unwashed from last year)
– Santa juice (start rinsing out those Windex containers now so that you wont turn blue while drinking from it)
– Scarols
– Santa hats to recruit more Santas.

Rules:
– Everyone is Santa
– Address everyone as Santa (unless Mrs Claus, Elf, Rudolf…)
– Don’t fuck with the cops
– Don’t fuck with kids, the world is scary enough as it is
– Be nice to overwhelmed bar staff (no complex drinks, beer and shots only)
– Dress warm
– Bring candy for kids
– Bring condoms for adults so that they don’t have more kids that we have to give stuff to

Our cheer:
Who’s in charge here – SANTA
Who organized this – SANTA
Who is the sexiest bitch to climb down your chimny – SANTA
Who is paying for these drinks – Uh, the easter bunny?

We leave the Imperial Pub UPSTAIRS at 7:30 pm sharp to begin the mayhem! Come early to get warmed up. We’ll be making our annual stops at Dundas Square, the Eaton Centre, Nathan Philips Square and get refused entry to the Rex before the real drinking begins 😉